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The Journal of Allison N.


Going downhill
[info]sonicgirl21 wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
I've known this chick for quite some time, from way back in August 2007. And when I first met her, I wasn't a very good artist either. We both were awful.
Now, I tried really hard to improve my techniques and anatomy, and I improved I think from 2007.

It's just....she didn't.
She really didn't.

Keep in mind that she is 15, not 14 (she didn't change the age). So that's my age.

Is it just me, or did her human style... regress?

GOLLY I SURE DO LOVE OVERDONE BANDWAGONS GUYS

She really likes to self insert herself in any fandom she can find

Those freaking MOUTHS

Nice broken hand there.


Hey, DMC fans! Let's play a game. Spot the one that doesn't belong!
This one's for everyone. Can you find the other arm?

I'll let the rest speak for itself.

oh sonic fans
[info]saturndjinni wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
Watching this person try to explain the meaning behind her vanity plates to people who don't know has got to be all kinds of amusing

There's an awful lot of hidden comments on this.

objectionsnark!
[info]rewryy wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
I like Phoenix Wright. No lie. It's amazing. And the fans are mostly awesome.
... MOSTLY.

Even lawyers aren't immune to DERP

"I'm reminding myself of Snape and Snapesnogger with my gay lawyers obsession. Ack!" It's just not even... gawd I don't even KNOW where to begin. For all you non-PW fans out there, Godot's a 35 year old man, not some shiny sobbing twelve year old girl. EURGH.

NIGHTMARE FUEL I mean it's well made, but Gant's supposed to be 65 AND GIGANTIC.

olol gumshoe. I like looking at this from top to bottom. First some DERP, and then there's like this VOID, and then to finish it off, what looks like a backslash or something.

I object to this. all of this. just.

ECSTASY. It's fun to try and verbally describe this one. A Giant, eyeless, screaming, makeup-wearing, naked red Kristoph holds a barbie... doll..thing? I thing he's maybe trying to take a bite out of her???

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[info]roll_soul wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
Did a fanart search for Phineas and Ferb to see what I could see. Kinda wishing I didn't.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but the art from the soundtrack cover run through filters does not art make. Especially passing it off as your own.

Let's "paint blob" a bunch of contrasting colors side-by-side.
(Nevermind the fact his profile says this guy's twenty-two.)

The only thing that makes a squick pairing for this show even better are abnormally long, skinny limbs, am I right?

I'm not sure which is worse about this one: the glaring background, his hairstyle, or the story in the description.

13, but had to post when I saw it. Furry, Sonic-style, AND apparently done with dollmakers.

I'm... not even sure what to say here.

Or about this.

Or this.

I have a feeling if someone blew her over, her legs would snap. And her profile says she has fleas. Lovely.

Looking kinda girly there Phineas. And I should just stop being surprised people are pairing them.

Squall Leonhart fanart
[info]entotrefire wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
First snark ;D
I wonder why searching up Squall on DA always winds up disastrous for me.

MEWBS

This person really knows how to put the circle tool and filters to good use.

''But I wasn't anerexic enough''.....WAT.

Why does this eerily remind me of Weegee?

But why?.

GET IN THE CAR!

The artist of this grand masterpiece is 20 years old.

Not Squall, but I lose it every time I see this. (NSFW-ISH)



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[info]vulturemonster wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
First snark here

Pokemon, oh, Pokemon. you little child of the 90's that became the cartoon that drew countless kids to the TV and in the beginning to the theater to see the first pokemon movie. With Mewtwo? I loved that movie

well get ready for a Mary-sue to rape your childhood who likes the famous psyche pokemon.

Mewtwo is a trenchcoat wearing noir hero? whut? when did Mewtwo get hair?

Tentacle rape?
sure Pokemon love raping humans

Her OC Sandra who Mewtwo loves

Mewthree or tree

and extra lawls to the crossover of DBZ and Pokemon with more Mary sues and shoving your lover out of the way means you love them

and stop using the pokemon font with the blue and yellow outline we know 

Ack...help anyone?
[info]countess_sam wrote in [info]hellsing
I seem to have deleted and/or erased my copy of Ja!Aundessen 7 while purging my laptop. I have all the others and all the links for 7 are either broken or I keep getting an error 404 T_T. If anyone can help me find Ja!Aundessen 7, I would be very grateful. I do have a small preference - if you can find it in a zip file format, that would make my life easier! =')
Thanks a lot guys! You've helped me find obscure things before and so I leave this in your hands!!

Raaage
[info]raptorix wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
'Rouge,the bat' has a broken leg and a mutant squidhand.

"What are we doing here,Sasake?"

"To me, prettying up photos with software programs is about the same as making digital art with those fancy little digi-tablets." "I agree... I think the tablets are fun if you enjoy drawing cutesy little anime things, but if you're a serious artist and you rely on a tablet, it's kinda sad...."

Says an artist who only draws with pencil and paper, while she 'pretties up photos with software programs'.

NSFW bonanza!
[info]saturndjinni wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
AKA looking through the favorites of people who get snarked here is like a goldmine of crazy

oh my god why

I don't remember this episode of Catdog.

I like how the face doesn't change whatsoever

Geddit? SPERM whale? BECAUSE SOMEONE IS FAPPING TO THIS OLOLOLOL kill me

DERP

lol mpreg

now I feel I need to stop before my eyes start boiling in their sockets

Big Belated Holiday Present
[info]neuroindecency wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
Happy (somewhat belated) Holidays!

I bring to you,
North Jenny: The Pure Maiden!
Or as I call her; Floflo, Flo, idiot :D


Prepare for desusparkles, lensflare, and lace rape. Very long, dont read if you want a quickie. )


Well, that was an amazing way to let out my Christmas stress and finish off the holidays. *throws around some cookies and candy for everyone* Now back to my lurking/commenting self.
Gotta admit, I was surprised she hasn't been snarked here before, especially when I noticed quite a few of her 'friends' were.

I'll leave Gus here to finish me out.
Mmm. Popcorn

EDIT: BONUS TUTORIALS 
http://floranaturefairy.deviantart.com/gallery/#DAZ-Studio-Tutorial  :D;;;

EditTheSecond::.  My god she deleted like almost everything you guys. xD ffff.
I guess just go through her gallery for yourself? Sorry for those who missed out on the lulz D8


She deleted everything and eactiavted her account. Just because a few people don't like her. Wow. XD;


Russian Furry Titfighting. (NSFW)
[info]darkiron wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
Yes, the title is right. I don't know how I stumbled across HellBridge's Gallery, but it only led to pain and suffering.

PAIN AND SUFFERING.
What is this I don't even
WRYYYY?!?

Once again.... Sense is completely absent. Anatomy has all but entirely checked out. And we know none of it should be any bit surprising.

This is Internet Reality.

YOU ARE BORING ME
[info]sonicgirl21 wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
So uh, this guy watches me. He wants an art trade sometime. So, I went to go check out his gallery, to see if I wanted any art from him.

I hate it when people use the same pose every damn time.

I mean, at least try to come up with something new for crying out loud!

THAT DOESN'T HELP YOUR CASE

Also, he really likes Wheel of Fortune

He REALLY LIKES IT

That's not creepy at all. ps that greets you on his front page :3

>1,283 deviations
You waste of space.

Horses with super edgy names.
[info]cupycake_face wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
I think this is my first time posting here on dAsnark so here we go.

A horse that looks like it's shitting out it's own tail, well it does to me at least.
A horse with a super edgy name.
Another horse with a super edgy name.
What...
And the lovely artist behind it all.

So then I tried a Blackadder theme snark
[info]mngamojemo wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
This turned up. I was planning to steal your blurry photographic evidence of owning overpriced dolls, but then I saw the watermark.
The same deviant has quite a lot of other Dollfie shots in the Blackadder section, and I can't find any reason why, but I did find Uncanny Valley pedophilia. Apparently, when you take their clothes off, they look exactly like underage Real Dolls.

This turned up. If me and Rhys got pissed, we'd turn into poorly-executed pencil sketches too light to be clearly seen, and unrelated quotes would appear under us.

This turned up. Tiny legs, half a face, and a stiff psuedoElizabethan garment totally unsuited to moving about at all, let alone in battle. Now that's what I call a warrior queen.

This turned up. Pages and pages of MS PAIN. Love that pasted-in Strong Bad.

Sonic turned up. It wouldn't be deviantART if Sonic didn't turn up.

Super-blurry Balto turned up with his glowing demon eyes.

Shitty vectors without any time spent on them turned up. even in this simplistic style he still seems to have that sly smile on his face I think it's just gas.

At least there wasn't any porn.

Things went downhill from there, but I can't post any more because I find I have committed suicide.

Happy Boxing day
[info]cairnterror wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
Let me help you celebrate it with a fine tribute to one lady's husband.

Check out the rest of her gallery too there are cool cosplays.

As a bonus snark I bring you COUNT NOSEULA!

Happy holidays!!

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[info]ruroken797 wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
So apparently...

...This thing is a Nazi.

Does anyone at DA have a clean house?

OK, will some explain Pyramid Head to me and why he's such a rapist? And when the hell did rape become fun and not a felony?

And just... LOL. It's a cocker spaniel.

Also, thanks to this post I was able to find those gems up there.

Did anyone else's mind go there?

Now to cleanse the palette.

NSFW-MAS!!!
[info]lil_bunni_fu_fu wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
A quick recipe nsfw recipe.

Start off with this fella who loves making comics of guys losing their fellas.

Sprinkle some Rule 34
and add a dash of "I can't tell what's going on."

Add a little "Mpreg Sonic" for flavor.

Squeeze some Futa juice and roll the mixture into a tight balls.

You can add some Policy Violation but that is optional. (I included because of WTF nature of the image)

Bake in the oven at Desu degrees for 20 minutes.

You can watch some Tracing Drama to pass the time.

When time is up, you should have something that looks like this.

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[info]sugarfueled wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
o hi there. first snark here!

Knows how to use word (or possibly even powerpoint) + twitard = winning combination?
Nope.

A nice use of chiaroscuro

Poem after awful angst- ridden poem
and then suddenly and without warning, ZADR
also she is a 15 year old "lesbian" yaoi-fan whose icon is a rainbow puking a rainbow

And of course one thing led to another and I found... this. But thats hardly fair, ZADR practically snarks itself
(plus I dont want to wade through it for the most awful, ughh)

original art meme donotsteal. right.

That's all I got for now. MERYY FLIPPN' XMAS TO YALL!!!

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[info]secondlongest wrote in [info]deviantartsnark

A tribute to Timothy McVeigh. No really.


what

blur dog

Trinagle face

assorted finds and group madness
[info]twinenigma wrote in [info]deviantartsnark
So, nearest I can figure, this comic is about the son of a rabbit and a soul-eating businessman ala Bleach that has a tendency to drool and tentacle-tails bursting from its ass. ...Okay.

A subtle edit. You'd never notice, really.

And then with the Groups feature going live Beta, well...see for yourself. )

Merry Christmas, have a broken everything. NSFW

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